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News FAIL of the Day: Two CNN Anchors Talk via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec860a4ec01c47c0998493c5fd690400/tumblr_mmi7l2U8ai1qzpwi0o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/50010968259/news-fail-of-the-day-two-cnn-anchors-talk-via" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;iheartchaos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;News FAIL of the Day: Two CNN Anchors Talk via Satellite in the Same Parking Lot&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do you see what’s going on in this GIF? Yesterday morning, CNN Newsroom anchor Ashleigh Banfield and CNN Headline News anchor Nancy Grace were discussing the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/charles-ramseys-interview"&gt;Cleveland kidnapping&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; case “via satellite,” which is a great way to communicate for those who aren’t standing in the same parking lot, and of course, they were. The setup was discovered after a viewer noticed same exact cars passing through both sides of the split-screen in the background and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/05/nancy-grace-ashleigh-banfield-cnn-parking-lot/64965/"&gt;The Atlantic Wire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; also followed up with a shot-by-shot breakdown of the scene.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/50011361085</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/50011361085</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 09:39:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_malxazYISe1qdoqhwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49794084291</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49794084291</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 16:05:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0561703e9879ae9ec85ce2c348fc6303/tumblr_mm4u34bMig1qzl6ezo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49794069514</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49794069514</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 16:05:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965) dir. Russ Meyer
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efaa5a9cfc4e9db232490b0f22275522/tumblr_mghsowZxU31qc2bleo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1da13b83fa6e1aedf855015079b1366/tumblr_mghsowZxU31qc2bleo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5d81672c7112c1dfc11b1a971fe8796/tumblr_mghsowZxU31qc2bleo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1db0ecd06dd88c72b49396111b77222a/tumblr_mghsowZxU31qc2bleo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965) dir. Russ Meyer&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49679838228</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49679838228</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 08:01:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>d0mesticati0n:

★★★ d0mesticati0n.tumblr.com ★★★Mad Max
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/559f49e02381245440ac8efb9c96057b/tumblr_mjbms237S61s7y2teo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://d0mesticati0n.tumblr.com/post/47493265203/d0mesticati0n-tumblr-com-mad-max"&gt;d0mesticati0n&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;★★★ &lt;a href="http://d0mesticati0n.tumblr.com/"&gt;d0mesticati0n.tumblr.com&lt;/a&gt; ★★★&lt;br/&gt;Mad Max&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49646658371</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49646658371</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 22:50:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/198610609daf13aa3f8c7449a74d2b50/tumblr_ml62j6gHQz1r0g2k3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49506708957</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49506708957</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 08:01:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>callingoutbigotry:

archiemcphee:

Who is that cheerful man with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e798e3535e033546e70648bbe21ed66c/tumblr_mlsxrccGSP1qzfsnio1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2399f80ca56417f19cc28c1757cb8d2/tumblr_mlsxrccGSP1qzfsnio3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f2ee8fc16019b0a442d1cabe27fbac6/tumblr_mlsxrccGSP1qzfsnio2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95d0086f8f59f812f7c0bdfbb1a16be6/tumblr_mlsxrccGSP1qzfsnio4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e038e661b06533e8e3db74cb57cea424/tumblr_mlsxrccGSP1qzfsnio5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://callingoutbigotry.tumblr.com/post/48987899864/archiemcphee-who-is-that-cheerful-man-with-the"&gt;callingoutbigotry&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geyserofawesome.com/post/48948606257/who-is-that-cheerful-man-with-the-adorably"&gt;archiemcphee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Who is that cheerful man with the adorably double-braided beard and why is he dressed up as a Japanese schoolgirl? Kotaku’s &lt;a href="http://brianashcraft.kinja.com/"&gt;Brian Ashcraft&lt;/a&gt; has the scoop: This is Hideaki Kobayashi and he’s known (and rightfully so) as “Sailor Suit Old Man.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Recently, Japanese sites and Twitter users in Tokyo have spotted an old guy dressed in a sailor style school uniform—a truly unusual sight to behold. People were amused. People were baffled. What the hell was going on?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Japanese site &lt;a href="http://nlab.itmedia.co.jp/nl/articles/1304/23/news042.html"&gt;&lt;em&gt;IT Media&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; met Kobayashi and asked him the question on everyone’s mind: Why do you dress like a Japanese schoolgirl?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“That’s a difficult question,” said Kobayashi. “It’s not really something I’ve thought too deeply about. Hrm. I guess it’s because sailor suits look good on me?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We hope Mr. Kobayashi has some inkling of just how awesome he is. We can’t stop smiling as we look at these photos. Head over to &lt;a href="http://kotaku.com/this-is-just-a-middle-aged-man-dressed-as-a-japanese-sc-479226302"&gt;Kotaku&lt;/a&gt; to learn more about “&lt;a href="http://kotaku.com/this-is-just-a-middle-aged-man-dressed-as-a-japanese-sc-479226302"&gt;Sailor Suit Old Man&lt;/a&gt;,” our new hero of Japanese weirdness.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“why do you dress like that?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“because it looks good on me”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;perfect answer&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49455298572</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49455298572</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 16:02:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea0d786f8bf80b7a76895569d7e4a620/tumblr_ml3q4ryEAJ1rs52ayo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49253541630</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49253541630</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 08:01:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b2e89970e6fe9cf4d1f5d43a21f8b48/tumblr_mltoauOnDp1r1vzzeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49197797130</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49197797130</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:01:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/022586e3784acf03ebe0f06271f501fc/tumblr_ml78izw0tf1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49173313582</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/49173313582</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:01:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>flawlessoceans:

Your pretty face is going to hell
   - Satan</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c95bf4213254fea695ddde29ee4ac457/tumblr_mli7oz8HB01s59yxio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://flawlessoceans.tumblr.com/post/48353903999/your-pretty-face-is-going-to-hell-satan" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;flawlessoceans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Your pretty face is going to hell&lt;br/&gt;
   - Satan&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/48431296073</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/48431296073</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 08:01:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"We are against animal cruelty" - Vegetarians</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vegan-fortheanimals.tumblr.com/post/48308614300/we-are-against-animal-cruelty-vegetarians" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;vegan-fortheanimals&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Are you?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0ac1adce20995d5f35a059767d715d41/tumblr_inline_mlh2kwSuDD1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Are you&lt;em&gt; really?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/137b94815b26561afe96c4a36d21849d/tumblr_inline_mlh2lhcyoT1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Are you &lt;strong&gt;fucking sure?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3fbbb1f8f550db72f930e239daee9c8e/tumblr_inline_mlh2mi00Yz1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;/blockquote&gt;







&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/48350986411</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/48350986411</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 08:01:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>yeuch:

How did Jennifer Lawrence beat Scarlett Johansson for sexiest actress alive? World gone...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yeuch.tumblr.com/post/47627195419/how-did-jennifer-lawrence-beat-scarlett-johansson" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;yeuch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;How did Jennifer Lawrence beat Scarlett Johansson for sexiest actress alive? World gone mad.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Agreed!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47639562881</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47639562881</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 16:01:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>azspot:

nakedpastor: male dominated theology</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88429503becce528a2db78eab2251d9a/tumblr_mkqqgcYp7S1qz4sr8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://azspot.net/post/47544118628/nakedpastor-male-dominated-theology" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;azspot&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patheos.com/blogs/nakedpastor/2013/04/male-dominated-theology/"&gt;nakedpastor: male dominated theology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47614835713</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47614835713</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 08:01:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f2bc4afa90863f51a9cefdc94be5b7a/tumblr_mkr7kuMs401qh9nffo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47186121459</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47186121459</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 08:01:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e837521d62a5619bfac0fb545ed107ef/tumblr_mkqbwedtrh1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47128210038</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47128210038</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:01:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkdid4HIPT1qgqfvfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47102188027</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47102188027</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 08:01:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8888f28f66511b7519c36d715b9d8ab0/tumblr_mk6r0gNUty1romuo9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47087241732</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47087241732</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:01:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title> (via Thigh Gap Surfaces as Teenage Girls New Image Obsession |...</title><description>&lt;iframe id="kaltura_player_1365051574" height="225" width="400" style="border: 0px solid #ffffff;" src="http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/0_rfkyy5e3/uiconf_id/3775332/st_cache/51838?referer=http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/thigh-gap-surfaces-teenage-girls-image-obsession-18805729&amp;autoPlay=false&amp;addThis.playerSize=392x221&amp;freeWheel.siteSectionId=nws_offsite&amp;closedCaptionActive=true&amp;"&gt;Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames.&lt;/iframe&gt;&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="GingerNoCheckEnd"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47087179966</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/47087179966</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:00:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>examiningculture:

heroin - the sedative for coughs 1897</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3cb67f77e39ffec31f55716f2db14ba/tumblr_mkk4cqRlOB1s9wqjwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://examiningculture.tumblr.com/post/46818953587/heroin-the-sedative-for-coughs-1897" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;examiningculture&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;heroin - the sedative for coughs 1897&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/46871417866</link><guid>http://2absurd.tumblr.com/post/46871417866</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:01:42 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
